Listen up, because you/bro/dude gotta get this straight. Whenever someone tries to pull/spin/twist your leg with some bogus info, just shoot/tell/lay down the hammer. Like/For instance/Say for example, if they try to claim/say/argue that the earth is flat? You gotta drop/hit/slam the truth bomb on them like: "The earth is a sphere/globe/round thing, bro! Get with the program/times/facts"

• Seriously
• Don't/Ever/Never let anyone pull/fool/trick you with their lies/BS/bull.
• Knowledge is power/key/the bomb, so stay woke/informed/in the loop.

Like You're Past Your Prime History Now

Dude, remember when you were like, the King/Queen/Boss of the Scene/Hangout/Crew? Those days are Gone/Over/Kaput, Bro/Girlfriend/Fam. Seriously, you're more Obsolete than a dial-up Connection/Modem/Phone. It's like, you're practically part of the Stone Age/Caveman Era/Jurassic Period.

Just kidding! (kind of) But really, things change fast these days. What was Cool/Rad/Dope yesterday is totally Lame/Busted/Tragic today.

You gotta keep up with the times, or you'll be left in the Dust/Shadows/Past.

Honestly Cancel Culture Is Overrated ✌️

Cancel culture was always totally blown out of proportion. Like, seriously, people freak out over the most random things. It's like {everyone's a fragile snowflake who can't handle with any criticism. Give me a second! {People need to chill out and learn how to just let it go.

We're, not like people are. It rarely. Plus, no one's perfect. We should just let it go instead of making a whole scene over it! ✌️

A Aksually Guide to Being Right (All The Time)

Yo, fam! Ever feel like you're the only one who knows what's up? Like everyone else is just missing the big picture? Well, take your thinking caps, 'cause this guide is gonna level your game. We're talkin' about becoming a certified know-it-all, slaying every argument and leaving your Aksually opponents in the dust. It's time to take charge the world with your superior intellect!

• To begin, master the art of reasoning. Those idiots rely on emotions, but you're gonna be a beacon of clarity.
• Next, learn to communicate your thoughts with the confidence of a winner. Use big copyright, throw in some technical terms, and don't be afraid to interrupt those peasants who dare to question you.
• Ultimately, always remember: being right is everything.

I Know What You Mean, Aksually... *Explains Entirely Different Thing*

It's a truly phenomenal internet trope that we all know and love. Someone makes a statement, and then another person chimes in with "Aksually," proceeding to launch into an entirely different topic. Sometimes it's intentionally absurd, but one thing's for sure: it's a meme of the century of how communication can go haywire.

It usually involves a obnoxious individual who feels the need to educate on others, even when it's completely unnecessary. The irony is that these individuals often miss the point the original statement.

It's a vicious cycle that we can all relate to. Next time you find yourself caught in this linguistic quagmire, remember: sometimes it's best to just let it go.

A Minute-by-Minute Breakdown of When "Aksually" Became Uncool|

It all started innocently enough. Back in around 2008, "aksualmente," that hilariously mangled rendition of "actually," was peak meme material. Kids were {slinging it aroundeverywhere they went and parents were scratching their heads, wondering what in the world.

• And suddenly

By around, things started getting weird. The novelty wore off, maybe the joke became too tired, or perhaps the internet just had its fill of such mangled English.

Whatever is that by the end of the decade, "aksualmente" was officially uncool. Today, it resides mostly in dusty meme archives. A sad tale for a once-hilarious phrase.